- AIDS: Anyone, anywhere, can get it, at anytime. In a pubic restroom, at the dentists or borrowing a toothbrush!
- Violent Video Games teach kids to kill people!
- Subliminal Messages in Rock Music Teach Kids to Worship Satan.
- The game Dungeons and Dragons makes people worship Satan!
- One in five college girls are Victims of Rape!!!, because Columbia, Duke, and Virginia Tech are more dangerous for teenaged girls than South Sudan!
- The Tea Party is a Hotbed of Violent Extremism responsible for
many… OK, well a few… well, at least one or twoacts of terrorism. Well, maybe none, but we’ve got our eyes on you!
- Catholic Priests Are More Likely than other men to rape small children and Need to be Watched.
- The Confederate Flag (sic) KILLS People!
- Daycare Centers are Organized Pedophiles Rings who Worship (you guessed it) Satan!