Since I’ve read a few atheist blogs, perused a couple of atheist books, and once trolled an atheist on twitter, I feel like I am an expert on the subject of atheism. Here are a few facts I’ve learned:
Fact #1: Atheists are fanbois. Their peans to the intellectual and moral virtues of Richard Dawkins, “Hitch”, Daniel Dennett and Sam Harris are transparently homoerotic.
Fact #2: Atheists, in spite of being fanbois, for some reason claim to be independent thinkers.
Fact #4: Atheists care nothing for human life, because Stalin.
Fact #5: Atheists believe they are experts in Biblical theology, cosmology, ethics, cultural anthropology, and evolutionary biology, by virtue of being atheists, even if they have never undertaken a broad and disciplined course of study in those fields.
Fact #6: Atheists are bad writers.
Fact #7: Atheists have bad taste:
If you prefer serious opinions to my sophistry, check out this article from political blogger Ace of Spades.